Turns out I wasn't. Again!
Fortunately my First Response Early Results test had arrived from Amazon that morning, so I couldn't wait to go and use it to confirm the results from that cheap test (pic above). I never believe I'm pregnant until I've seen the two pink lines on a FRER because everyone knows that they are the Queen of pregnancy tests. After that one I usually graduate to a digital test (addict? me?).
Anyway I peed on that one as soon as I'd stored up enough pee, and not drunk anything. I mean, obviously I don't want diluted urine because then it might give a false negative etc etc (trying to get pregnant might be making me a little bit crazy),and it was a Big Fat Negative.
Well it possibly was.
They put them in those cases with a shiny window, and we all know that the shiny window could possibly be hiding a line. The light shines on it and all sorts ;)
So next I have to get out a sharp knife (that I keep in the bedroom just for this purpose)and prise the case open. Yes you read that right. I prise the case open so that I can take take a better look. You never know. The line might just be shy, so you have to hold it up to the light, look at a different angle,
Well after doing all of the above, it was still depressingly blank. I couldn't even make myself imagine the line there!
So one minute pregnant, next minute, not.
Story of my life.
p.s yes I have peed on that stick. Bet you're all so glad I like to over share on the internet ;)